Thanx f0r the visit

Assalamualaikum wbt saim2 lak02...
Hari ini kawe ser0 kawe sunggus gumbira.Hahahahaha.....Cuba teka apakah yg sudah terjadi sama kawe....yuhuuuuu...best2..
Begini kisah ny0....
Hari ni sup0 skal0 las kawe menyiapkan kij02 hok ad0.Tp bel0h pg kawe & rakan2 ken0 buat e2 dec0rati0n utk jamuan Hari Raya bes0k untuk department kawe.Tulum2 las gap0 h0k patut.Nati gamba akan menyusul kemudian.Apabila sume suda settle,kawe pom menyambung kembali tugasan harian.Banyak nis kena settle.Check list punyala penuh...tp apakah hari ini dapat achieve semuanya?huhuhuhu....Time lunch time pul0k,kawe kelih team bdk2 laki wat lighting....Peh kawe ser0 sup0 h0tel jah....jeng...jeng....jeng....sup0 weeding p0m ad0 jug0p (dan las k0ya metar...hakhakhak)Hotel 5 star tuh...
Abis time lunch h0ur,kawe p0m balik las k0 bilik smula.Ken0 up speed ni.I need t0 solve all of these things.Kalu d0p w0jik kij0 menimbun.Atas meja sudah bsepah.hahahaha.Lebih kurang pukul 1515, incik Hitler called.Wah windu2 sama incik Hitler..hehehehe.....Tgh kawe mencari sesuatu di rak kawe.Tiba2.....kawe kelih ada sese0rang berdiri kat dpn pintu bilik kawe.Kawe p0m kelih las sambil duk kecek nge incik Hitler.aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa(kawe menjerit) apakah benar2 apo h0k kawe kelis ini.Atau adakah kawe bermimpi disiang hari....Incik Hitler berada dihadapan kawe.Wah ini suda suprise utk kawe nis.Best2.....Kelu tidak terkata.Kawe ser0 mer0h d0h muk0 nis...hahahaha.....
Yea2 incik hitler ad0 nge kawe.Di0 temankan kawe sampai kawe settle sum0 kij0.Sementara menunggu itu en.Hypn0sis bertemu sama en.Hasyim Buyu.Thanx f0r the visit yea...hehehehehe...appreciate it s0 much!! 我 爱 你! w0 ai ni!

Gamba Curik

Hmmm...kemarin ada 2 jamuan hari raya kat kawe punya 0pis...huhuhu..banyaknya makanan....tp tangki kawe ni tak la besar sgt mau isi e2 semua mknan.Kawe mkn laksam+otak2 pun sudah kenyang.Macam2 ada.Speggeti+Nasik Dangang+Yong Tau Fu+Sate+Mi Kari+Kek2+Desserts+Kuih2+banyakkkkkk lagi jika kawe mau senaraikan.Hahahahaha.Rasa mau mkn semua tp...hahahaha tank sudah penuh las..Dec0rations d0rang wat mmg cantek.Creative2 sunggus.Sup0 kat h0tel,kawe ser0.
Sedang kawe menikmati eskrim c0klat,kawe ser0 ad0 ore memerhatikan kawe.H0h0h0h0...i d0nt like this...pasal kawe mau mkn dgn 'suka hati kawe'(hati jd tidak senang mau mkn dgn aman).hahahaha.Ni kalu gini,kena s0pan sket la kan.Kambing sunggus las.Kawe p0m buat tak tau je la sambil bersembang ngan Nirmala.Tapi ghamai sunggus h0k attend jamuan tuh.Tib02,sedang kawe membuka 0tak2(ada 3 tuh kawe ambik...hahaha),kawe ser0 ad0 0re shoot gamba kawe.Uish...ini tak bley jd neh.Bukan sekali,tapi kawe ser0 sup0 3x.Hah apa lagi,c00rdinat l0cati0n kawe berada mesti ditukar.Suka betul la d0rang ni ambik gamba2 curi.Tapi nape ambik gamba kawe.................0wh ketidakpuasanhatian melanda......Ni bukan 1st time ni.Kejadian sebegini sudah beberapa kali berlaku.Aaaaaaaaa nape curik gamba aku.Isk2..Mau masuk dalam e2 rep0rt k0t...hahahaha...Terasa mau aje kawe ambik e2 kamera & delete gamba kawe.Tp apakan daya,dem02 tuh lg besar dr kawe.hahahaha.Setakat perli2 bulis la.

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W0 de mama

Kawe d0akan sem0ga b0nda kawe cepat sembuh...InsyAllah.....Amin2
Rajin2 mkn ubat yea....nanti cepat baik

Sei L0r...

hahahahaha
i'm dead meat
mintak ampun yea....mintak maap segala salah dan silap ....ad0i2...hahahahahahaha....
mintak2la kawe terselamat hari nih...
bahaya2....
mintak2la tiada 'bebelan' akan singgah di telinga kawe...adus2.... sb kawe tak suka ngan e2 'bebelan'....mau panas ini telinga neh kalu ia singgah nanti......mintak2la kawe terselamat....Amin2

Assignment..hahaha

Assalamualaikum saim2 ku....
Kawe hari ni duk buat sesuatu.Mau tahukah apa yg kawe duk buat?hahahaha....Kawe tulung buat assignment aunty kawe.hahahaha.Tahukah assignment apa yg diamaksudkan?hah...e2 assingnment Statistic for advanced level.ad0i2.....
Mul02 kawe duk melepak2 ayam depan tv sambil layan citer 'Sumpah Bunian'.Tibo2 MakTeh kawe tanya kawe las.Dalam loghat penang.

MakTeh: Weh Tuty,hang pernah ambik dak subject statistic?
Kawe:Owh..pernah2...kenapa?
MakTeh:Ni hah,hang surer terrer jwb soalan2 ni.MakTeh tak suka bab mengira2 nis.(dia skang tgh ambik master kalu korang nak tau :D)
Kawe:Statistics?hahahahaha...(gelak dulu sblm jawab)..Bulis la....Dak la terrer sgt.Tp kena refresh la sb lamo dah tak bukak buku statistic.(tu dia...tebalnya buku...)
MakTeh:Hah...e2 suda baguih...Apa kata hang tulung MakTeh jawab soalan2 assignment ni.MakTeh upah hang...buleh ka?
Kawe:...gelak lagi....hahahahahaha...ada bp banyak soalan?Owh...bulis2 no problemz...Tuty suka bab2 mengira neh.
MakTeh:Ada 25 soalan
Kawe:Nganga jap.....25????adoi...banyoknya....bila mau anta ini assignment?
MakTeh:Next week hari rabu
Kawe:oooooooooooo00000oooooo...okeh2....Tuty akan try buat sume.
MakTeh:Hah...ni lg satu...Ada kawan MakTeh nak upah hang gak buat assignment statistic ni.Tp chapter 16.Hang berminat dak?hehehehe
Kawe:Hah?Chapter lain plak?Nanti2 dulu,Tuty kena siapkan yg MakTeh punya dulu.Kalu idak juling ini biji mata.(25+25=50 soalan....uish....nanti tak sempat kawe nak g merayau2/berp0ya2 bersama2 rakan2....xleh2 jadi nih)
MakTeh:Kalu hang setuju,bgtau nah.Sb kawan MakTeh tuh pon tak tau mcm mana mau solve e2 soalan punya banyak.hahaha...Mcm mana la mau final neh...MakTeh bawak hang la tulung p jawab soalan...
Kawe:hahahaha..mana buleh,satgi kena tangkap....Naya kawe......
Jadi loni,kawe tgh struggle utk menyiapkan asmt2 MakTeh.....tp dh nak siap dh..hehehehe..Yuhuuuuu...bley p berp0ya2 bersama rakan2....Yezaaaaa....

SSbetween=SStotal-SSwithin
SSbetween=n(SSmeans)
SStotal=∑X2-G2/N
SSwithin=∑SSinside each treatment
SSbetween=∑T2/n-G2/N
dftotal=N-1
dfbetween=k-1
dfwithin=N-k
MSbetween= SSbetween/dfbetween
MSwithin= SSwithin/dfwithin
F= MSwithin/ MSbetween
ŋ2= SSwithin/ SStotal

Suda mau muntah tgk ini f0rmula giler punya banyak lagi c0mplicated...mintak2la MakTeh paham apa yg kawe tulis tuh..hahaha...sb tulisan kawe suda jd sama dgn tulisan doct0r...

~:Air Sh0w 2009 via SZB:~

Assalamualaikum wbt....

Ap0 khabar saim2ku sekalian.Ada sihatkah?Kawe hari ni tersangat la gumbira.hahahaha...best2...sudah lama tidak tgk sh0w ni.Rindu sgt sudah.I L0VE it!!!Tahukah apa yg kawe maksudkan ini?

Begini kisahnya.....

Al-kisah..hari ni ada AirShow 2009 dekat Subang Airport.Sudah tak sabar sbnrnya sejak dr mlm td.hahaha..isk2...Aviati0n Superb!Pagi2 kawe bersiap2...ingatkan mau pergi jelajah secara s0l0,akan tetapi m0nster & family mau f0ll0w.hahahaha.S0 pergerakan terbatas la sket sb kena keep 0n eyes kat m0nster2.Ad0i2.Tp kawe sudah tidak pedulik...hahahahaha...minat punya pasal,akan kawe redah jua.Kitaorg gerak dari rumah dlm jam 0930.Mau avoid jem la katakan.Mula2 jalan smooth je,tp time tiba kat SZB tuh,waduh2 jem sudah.Panjang lak tuh.Sebab event tuh start kul 1000.Hah td nak cepat punya pasal,kawe g saut jek sandle opis.hahaha.Patutnya kawe pakai sport shoes.Alahai...tp bedal jek la labu.Kenala jalan secara bers0pan sket.hahaha.

Truk deh jem..huhuhu....

Sesampai kat p0rt yg tak bp nak best,kita org pon amik la tempat.Sb ada yg 'heavy weight',s0 dpa2 ni xlarat nk jalan jauh.Disebabkan kawe ni dh biasa dgn route airport subang ni,apa lg...cilok la semampu buleh.Kunun2 la g tgk kws.Kawe cuba untuk kol saim2 hok kijo MAB,hahaha tp dop dpt la puloks.So takleh tgk dr jarak dekat.Hah lg sor kawe tlupo nop bawok benda iaitu 'Ear Plug' sb kawe tau e2 sukhoi mmg teramat bising bunyik dio.Tunggu punya tunggu lebih kurang kul 1100,Team Sukhoi&Team The Thunderbird pun mempersembahkan aksi masing2.Su-30MKM membuat penerbangan solo.Yeah,dia taxxing from TWY Z dan trus masuk ke RWY 15-33.Lepas dio take-off,apa lg....dia buat show dia la.Peh...nganga sambil tutup telinga.Kalu idak,mau pekak nt.Dgn tgn duk pegang kamera lg.hahaha.Berpusing-pusing & berputar-putar di udara...haaaaaaaaaaaaa.....superb2.Mmg cantik ah dia fly buat acrobatic tuh.Mmg bagus la pilot dia.Mmg cekap handle e2 Su-30MKM.Syabas duhai incik pilot .Dia fly atas kepala kawe tuh.Rs mau pecah e2 gegendang telinga.hahaha.Si m0nster2 ni tak henti2 bertanyakan pelbagai s0alan.hahaha.Jenuh kawe nop jwbnyo.Tp s0alan yg paling best kan bunyi dia mcm nih."Kak Tuty,kenapa Kak Tuty berenti keja dgn kapal terbang.Kalau tak boleh kitaorg naik jet2 tuh."Hah mcm mano nop explain tuh.Selepas team RMAF wat show,tiba pula giliran team USAF pulok.Kawe napok 6 bijik jet kuar taxxing from TWY Z.Cantik je dorang susun.Beratur satu2.Pastu in pairs.Pastu take-off one by one.Then,dorang pon beraksi la.Fly berpasang-pasangan.Dah mcm fire crackers kalu kelih.huhuhu.Tetapi yg memang 'mengangakan' kawe,ialah aksi thunderbird yg fly secara terbalik iaitu 'up side down'.Peh mmg seperb ah(sila rujuk video yea).Tak tergambar dgn kata2 doh nih.Macam2 aksi dorang buat.Dan kesemuanya aksi2 tuh mmg teramat BEST.Walaupon ujan sudah turun,tp semua penonton tetap tak berganjak seh.huhuhu.Sb show depa mmg best.Rugi la kanda tak join sekali hari ni.Kalu idak,bulis kita nganga skali tgk aksi2 jet2 fighter ni.Bila mau pergi tengok sekali neh???hehehehe.

~Sweet Dreams~Bey0nce

Every night I rush to my bed
With hopes that maybe I'll get a chance to see you
When i close my eyes
Im going out of my head
Lost in a fairytale
Can you hold my hands and be my guide

Clouds filled with stars cover your skies
And I hope it rains
You're the perfect lullaby
What kinda dream am is this?

You could be a sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare
Either way I,
don't wanna wake up from you
Sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare
Somebody pinch me, your love's too good to be true
My guilty pleasure I ain't going no where
Baby long as you're hereIll be floating on air cause you're my
You can be a sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare
Either way I, don't wanna wake up from you

I mention you when I say my prayers
I wrap you around around all of my thoughts
Boy you're my temporary high
I wish that when I wake up youre there
To wrap your arms around me for real
And tell me you'll stay by side

Clouds filled with stars cover your skies
And I hope it rains
Youre the perfect lullaby
What kinda dream is this

You can be a sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare
Either way I, don't wanna wake up from you
Sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare
Somebody pinch me, your love's too good to be true
My guilty pleasure I ain't going no where,Baby long as you're here
I'll be floating on air cause you're my
You can be a sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare
Either way I, don't wanna wake up from you

Tattoo your name across my heart
So it will remain
Not even death can make us part
What kind of dream is this?

You can be a sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare
Either way I, don't wanna wake up from you
Sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare
Somebody pinch me, your love's too good to be true
My guilty pleasure I ain't going no where
Baby long as you're here
I'll be floating on air cause you're my,
You can be a sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare
Either way I, don't wanna wake up from you

huhuhu she's c0ming t0 Malaysia this 25 0ct 2009...